I'm Eighteen

Funny facts -
*Alice Cooper was actually 22 when he wrote this song.
*It has never actually been confirmed that Alice Cooper has ever been 18.
*Alice Cooper doesn't need to be anything to like it.
*In 1966, Alice Cooper left this world in order orchestrate the invasion of Glam Rock. This also accounts for David's Bowie lack of musical awesomeness during this time period.
*Among the list of people who were 18, but did not like it, are Ru Paul, Thomas Hobbes, Jesus, and your mother.

4:43 Earthquake

I rode that earthquake like a fifty-dollar whore.

I shouldn't really be this proud of surviving a 4.6 magnitude earthquake, but eat that suckers!

Looking on the Blight Side

The school I work at will no longer be in a few years time as Japan's birth rate plunges. When schools are abandoned they become tragic analogies,of communities who only see youth as often they remember it.

However, on the plus side, one hardly has to suffer crying children on the trains and in supermarkets lines anymore.

Irrefutable Proof that Kevin is Looking for Poonanie

It's irrefutable!

Boys

And by God! He found it!

Once You've Gone Black, You Never Go Back

I had black rice in Korea. Needless to say, if it were fight over me with white rice, I would be waving my handkerchief in its direction whilst crying over its safety.